What are we but creatures that simply love and hate?

LOVE

• The first hit of a cigarette.
• Cats.
• Playing drums.
• The color of the sky just before sunrise.
• Finding the cooler spots of my sheets with my feet.
• Coffee.
• My mother.
  
• More coffee.
• Playing live music.
• Walking through town without any real purpose.
• Laying in the grass on a beautiful summer day, listening to the laughter of playing children.
• Pooping when I have to go REALLY badly.
• Discovering new music that leaves me breathless.
• Pulling the plastic protective layers off little screens on newly bought electronical appliances.
• Bubble wrap.
• Spending an hour finetuning my drum kit, then feeling slightly embarrassed because it sounds exactly the fucking same, then telling my bandmate he's an idiot for not hearing the difference.
• Smoking a cigarette out of the window and looking at the people walking by below.
• Being on a crowded bus, tram or train, being absolutely certain that other people can hear the music from my headphones, and looking for people who approve.
• Killing mosquitoes mid-air.

HATE

• The rest of the cigarette.
• Stupid people. In every sense of the word.
  
• Spiders. FUCKING spiders.
• Pretending to not care about being off key/having lyrics wrong when singing along to music, but secretly dying from shame.
• The fact that about a quarter of a pack of tobacco is fucking useless on account of being all dried up and shit in the end anyway.
• Taking a shit, finding out there's no toilet paper left, and having to walk around the house looking for paper bare-assed, legs spread awkwardly, hoping there's no one to see you.
• When someone does see you in said situation.
• MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS.
• People who talk through movies at a theatre.
  
• Having been unable to find my Thrice shirt for about 2 years now. I still haven't given up on it.
• Being vulnerable.
• Mosquitoes that always seem to want to fly RIGHT into your FUCKING ear when you're trying to sleep.
• Wanting to listen to about 10 different bands at the same time and being unable to decide what to go for.
• Fake humility
  
• Idiots who insist on bringing an attitude into a hardcore show.
• Staircases that have an odd number of stairs.
• Standing in the shower and discovering there's no shampoo left. Deciding to get a new bottle...
• ...but forgetting about it and having the exact same situation the next day.
• Single-word replies.
• The use of "u" instead of "you".